My cool cousin Tessa (who is normally quite blonde) decided
that she was going to tell me blonde jokes.
Fortunately, she's very smart, and therefore not the target of these jokes.
I found a lot more jokes, and must write them down for her...
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blonde's eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: Beacause they're too hard to peel.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 2 quarts of water in that little packet.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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